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This DVD set has no box, but it does have all 4 DVDs from Ernie Fosselius (Director of Hardware Wars). The set includes 30th Anniversary DVD of Hardware Wars, Porklips Now, Plan 9.1 & Disastrous Shorts. All DVDs are brand new and factory sealed!
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Harware Wars, Follow the adventures of Fluke Starbucker, Arty Deco, Ham Salad and the rest of the Red Eye Knights in this spectacle that was light years ahead of it's time. This is the original Star Wars parody! Before the Robot Chicken Parody, Before the Family Guy Parody... Way Way Before.
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This DVD includes over an hour of great content including the Original Uncut Film with newly restored wires and strings, Director's Commentary, Creature Features Interviews with Bob Wilkins and much much more.
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Porklips Now, the cult classic send up of Apocalypse Now. Ernie "Hardware Wars" Fosselius take us into the Heart of Dimness when a young barbeque chef (Billy Gray) is sent into Chinatown to end the career of Fred "Madman" Mertz, an insane butcher who's cutting meat prices to pennies per pound. Brand new telecine transfer from original 16mm vault materials.
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This DVD includes bonus feature film Warriors of the Wasteland. A post-apocalyptic action spectacular. A gang called the Templars rule the wasteland and it's up to two nomads to take them down. Starring Fred "The Hammer" Williamson. TRT: 87 minutes.
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FREE 11"x17" poster included inside this DVD!
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Plan 9.1 From Outer Space.
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WARNING! PUPPEPHOBIA ALERT! This DVD may frighten or traumatize children and some adults with good taste. May cause nightmares. Puppets are CREEPY and DISTURBING, although not nearly as much as the actual actors and filmmakers they represent. Plan 9.1 is not rated. May cause unusual cravings for better entertainment. Ask your doctor is P9.1 is right for you.
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DVD also includes Ed Wood's original Plan 9 From Outer Space feature film in its entirety!
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7 REASONS NOT TO BUY THIS DVD!
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1. Exaggertaed caricatures and gross misrepresentations of beloved screen stars.
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2. Crudely carved, poorly constructed and ineptly manipulated wooden actors which may be lip-synching their dialogue.
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3. A tasteless and vulgar travesty, full of slapstick and fart jokes, the lowest comedy bordering on satire.
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4. Infantile, pointless and relentless needling of a well-liked cult classic film.
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5. Irreverant and outrageously disrespectful mockery. Rude and crude cheap shots at performers who were only making an honest effort.
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6. A mediocre recording of a hopelessly retro, low tech and totally analog puppet show that was incomprehensible in the first place.
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7. It's just plain wrong!
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ERNIE FOSSELIUS has been making bad movies worse since 1977. With his ancient juvenile mind, he designed and hand-whittled the entire organic, hi-fiber cast in Ed Woodian style. He then built the stage, found an empty garage, and performed the show for two cats in the mircale of HIGH DEFinition.
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Hindenburger and other Disastrous Shorts.
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Created by Ernie "Hardware Wars" Fosselius, circa 1976-1990.
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Fosselius made over 327 films from age 6 to 12. Only a small protion of this tremendous body of work was ever recovered from where his parents hid them. Some believe that Fosselius himself destroyed most of them during a temper tantrum--but cinema archeologists have recently unearthed and restored this historic cache of rare vintage Foss.
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Fosselius retired from show business at the age of 12 and went onto invent the Internet, Tofurkey and the Garden Weasel. Today he lives in a cave and wears kleenex boxes for shoes.
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DVD includes the following short films Taxi-Dermist, Jiffy Repair Pal, Armageddon: Crowd Scene Take 1, Carpool Detective, Brown Spots, Slice-O-Matic, Pagoda Hell, The Hindenburger and many, many more!
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No adult material here! This is just an intense cult horror/exploitation film.
These editions are fully approved by and licensed from writer-director Ernie Fosselius.
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