WARNING! PUPPEPHOBIA ALERT! This DVD may frighten or traumatize children and some adults with good taste. May cause nightmares. Puppets are CREEPY and DISTURBING, although not nearly as much as the actual actors and filmmakers they represent. Plan 9.1 is not rated. May cause unusual cravings for better entertainment. Ask your doctor is P9.1 is right for you.

DVD also includes Ed Wood's original Plan 9 From Outer Space feature film in its entirety!

• 7 REASONS NOT TO BUY THIS DVD!
• 1. Exaggertaed caricatures and gross misrepresentations of beloved screen stars.
• 2. Crudely carved, poorly constructed and ineptly manipulated wooden actors which may be lip-synching their dialogue.
• 3. A tasteless and vulgar travesty, full of slapstick and fart jokes, the lowest comedy bordering on satire.
• 4. Infantile, pointless and relentless needling of a well-liked cult classic film.
• 5. Irreverant and outrageously disrespectful mockery. Rude and crude cheap shots at performers who were only making an honest effort.
• 6. A mediocre recording of a hopelessly retro, low tech and totally analog puppet show that was incomprehensible in the first place.
• 7. It's just plain wrong!

ERNIE FOSSELIUS has been making bad movies worse since 1977. With his ancient juvenile mind, he designed and hand-whittled the entire organic, hi-fiber cast in Ed Woodian style. He then built the stage, found an empty garage, and performed the show for two cats in the mircale of HIGH DEFinition.